“Mail Order Bride” may be the episode that is seventeenth of very first period of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
| “Mail Order Bride” | |
| December 22, 2002 | |
| Matt MaiellaroDave Willis | |
| Rita McGrath (Svetlana) | |
| Shake, Frylock, Meatwad, Carl | |
| Dr. Weird, Steve, Santa Claus, Svetlana, George Lowe | |
| TV-PG-D (Initial score) | |
TV-PG-DL (present score)
It originally aired on December 22nd, 2002.
Dr. Weird provides Steve A christmas time current, and seals himself in a cage. Steve believes it’s one thing sweet, however the ‘present’ has razor- razor- razor- sharp teeth and assaults Steve.
As a christmas current to themselves, Shake and Carl split the price of a bride that is mail-order Chechnya. Carl is searching ahead to sex he will not need certainly to spend for every single time, while Shake is excited to possess anyone to prepare and neat and wait on him. Frylock declares this to be “depraved”; Shake many many thanks him and claims he hopes she views that in him too. Carl and Shake quickly start fighting over that will get access that is first their “co-fiance”.
Upon showing up, their Chechnyan bride Svetlana is straight away accosted by Carl and Shake and it is horrified by both choices; Shake demands she “get into the kitchen and boil him some sausages” while Carl presents her a g-string that is tiny tells her to “put this on and shake it”. She flees to Carl’s household and barricades by by herself in. While wanting to access their household through the story that is second, Carl falls and breaks their throat. Svetlana observes this and immediately finger finger finger nails a piece of plywood throughout the window. Further attempts by Carl to obtain in just causes Svetlana to “scream at me personally in this language. like a demon yelling at me or something”. She does are able to communicate that she’ll just perform some wedding ceremony if she will remain locked in Carl’s bed room.
Meanwhile Meatwad and Frylock celebrate Christmas Time. Frylock offers Meatwad the locks he’d been seeking and Meatwad offers Frylock the “wrap around sunglasses” he had been requesting: an assortment that is random of and sticks hot glued together as Shake points out, something similar to the pc he got the season before, made totally from leaves.
Since the team assembles outside Carl’s bed room for the wedding service with Carl putting on a blue tuxedo with ruffles over an enormous throat traction rig because of how asian women age their broken throat and Shake putting on a black colored bowtie and cummerbund strapped to their glass. Frylock demonstrates struggling to pronounce Svetlana’s final title. Carl states it doesn’t just matter state Smith or Jones or something”. Whenever Frylock can not pronounce Carl’s final title either, Carl tells him”Just too say Smith, no matter. None of the things.” Whenever Frylock tells them to slip the band underneath the home, Shake reveals he has got no band, and “isn’t getting roped into all that” since he “hasn’t seen food when because this thing that is whole.” Carl agrees, and Frylock skips it and declares them hitched, which straight away encourages Svetlana to smash Carl’s bed room window, escape for a rope created from bed linens and flee the scene in Carl’s vehicle. Carl, surprised by the end that is unexpectedly quick of wedding, muses that she evidently “got the car”, which Meatwad points away is technically half hers now, “or a 3rd. We dunno.”
The episode stops by having a cheesy wedding DJ congratulating this new “Misters and Mrs. Portowsky”, which prompts a torrent of abuse from Carl for mispronouncing their title, in addition to a need he “get the hell out of right here”, whereupon Shake reminds him they will have “got him ’til 2” also although the bride is gone and no one feels as though dancing except Meatwad.
The scene that is last an oddly-touching motion of sympathy from Meatwad, whom tells Carl he “knows he is harming” and provides him a consolation xmas present; a stick to a bow upon it. Carl’s commentary: “Oh. Good.”